Monday, July 21, 2008

The IPhone 2? So it begins...

I'm not entirely privy to the human technology fad (Hell, even I didn't get into E3), so it came as a surprise to me when the dastardly Steve Jobs decided to unveil the newest incarnation of evil - the sequel to the IPhone. What is the fundamental bane of something's existence? Itself! Yes... Only the IPhone can defeat the IPhone; do you see the elegance, little Nobles? Your Creation's destruction is inevitable, it is a part of its own existence! Haha!

So, this got me thinking about what I listen to on a daily basis. I'm often rather organizational, when it suits me. Thus I rename the title of my favorite songs to act as theme songs to the Valde Bellum. It's casual listening. Not the sort of casual-to-the-point-of-forgetting-one's-duty-to-Creation-and-dying-between-my-fingers listening, but I could dream, can't I?

Nabonidus's Top Play List:
  1. Theme of the Warmains - Symptom of the Universe, Black Sabbath. My favorite match-up, really. Listen to the lyrics.
  2. Theme of the Deceivers - Only, Nine Inch Nails
  3. Theme of the Strategists - Difficult... Paint It Black, Rolling Stones is a good one. Or possibly, Closer, Nine Inch Nails. Bah, Strategists, the sickos. It all depends on what they're into.
  4. Theme of the Mimics - Hmm, I don't know. What does your Imperator listen to anyway?
  5. Theme of the Dark - Do the Evolution, Pearl Jam
  6. Theme of the Light - Knights of Cydonia, Muse
  7. Theme of Heaven - I'll flay you alive if you were going to suggest Stairway to Heaven. Actually: Tribute, Tenacious D; an interesting choice, for reasons you could only hope to comprehend.
  8. Theme of the Fallen Angels - Another rending if you would say Highway to Hell! I say: Dragula, Rob Zombie
  9. Theme of the Wild - Voodoo Child, Jimi Hendrix
  10. Theme of the Aaron's Serpents (why not?) - Carry On, Kansas; they're a bunch of mama's boys once you get down to it...
So that's all for now. Sorry about the delay. ;D

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

To add two suggestions of my own:

Baalhermon's Theme : Destroy Everything You Touch, Ladytron

(Obvious, but then Baalhermon's not all that subtle...)

Meon's Theme : Assimilate, Skinny Puppy